Making my lunch, at two in the flippin’ morning, for work. It’s worth it because I love this salad. 
(Mapled pecans, tangerines, strawberries, goat cheese, mixed greens, and a raspberry salad dressing)

Making my lunch, at two in the flippin’ morning, for work. It’s worth it because I love this salad.
(Mapled pecans, tangerines, strawberries, goat cheese, mixed greens, and a raspberry salad dressing)

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johanandersenspelvis:

it’s okay to enjoy disney movies with same-face female character design.

as long as you are aware that disney is consistently producing female characters with the same facial structures for a reason — on the basis that they have to look “pretty” and thus presenting a one-face beauty standard.

you don’t have to apologize for liking tangled or frozen or wanting to see big hero six but please do not defend same-face character design there is no excuse

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batbrobeyond:

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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Looking up d.i.y facial masks that list down ‘organic’ ingredients like banana, strawberry, honey, etc. are just making me hungry.

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bad—cop:

Give up, Emmet

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When people try to use the “you’ll regret it if you cut your parent out of your life.” And you respond with,
“They have never been in my life for the past years, so it’s not that different. Later, losers.” Put on shades and hops on skateboard.
“But they’re still your parent!”
You look over your shoulder before doing a sweet ass flip to say,
“Biologically.”
Then roll on away to the sunset.

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jizzybro:

i keep forgetting to post this and i wanted to draw a marceline to compliment this piece but ah we’ll see

jizzybro:

i keep forgetting to post this and i wanted to draw a marceline to compliment this piece but ah we’ll see

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danny-deneato:

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I just imagined Reynolds taking up a part time shift at Meetz’s company since he needs the money and talking to the employees and: ” I relate to you, John. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow’s egg, between by thighs… and I think, why you have to be so bad? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity… if I’m a good guy, who will crush man’s skull like sparrow’s eggs between thighs? And I say, I am bad guy. This does not mean I am *bad guy*.” 

John is unsure what to think of this speech, since the speaker is wearing a meetz meatz mask and holding a chainsaw in one hand while a bloodied hand is on John’s shoulder. —- Jenna

I think we all learn something here. Specifically, more about ourselves and that is beautiful.

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matstokesphotography:

Masked Intruder at Beat Kitchen in Chicago, IL on 7.03.2014

Punktastic

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